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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
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Red Trash

A person who is a redneck but also white trash.
Kenny is Red Trash, he used his food stamps to buy wheels for his pickup truck.
by Fricken Dang December 25, 2020
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The Red Hand of Sauromon

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."
by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022
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Red Dragon

gouen-Hello, sex king can you lick my pussy ?
Red dragon- of course my love
by APAPAPAP,ARXHGOS January 6, 2022
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Red Zombie

Someone who drinks something red (usually wine) before getting brutally facefucked. They will be moaning and choking for air like a zombie. Right when the man is ready to bust he stuffs his whole dick in the red zombies throat and finishes in the back while still pumping causing the red zombie to throw up red puke and cum (looking like red zombie vomit).
Yo I knew she might be turning when we was sipping red wine I didn’t think she could take my whole dick. I was right! It looked like she was throwin up blood she really turned into a red zombie!
by NDC December 17, 2023
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Red Year

A really cool motherfucker that everyone loves, especially his mom, and really sexy with a cute chest
Delaney: Have you seen Red Year, he’s so awesome!

Ryan: For real, he’s so sexy too, like I just want to dig in to that ass
Delaney: Same!
by Not-RedYear April 1, 2024
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Red Breasted Wiffletit

A made up bird name you use to trick people
Besides the boobies, woodcocks and dickcissels at my feeders there was a red breasted wiffletit
by Beak Geek February 6, 2021
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