Lardy fart

When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.

Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was

by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023

mitt fart

Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out

Dam girl you just mitt farted

by dolceglr September 22, 2013

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness July 01, 2022

Double Part Fart

Two farts in quick succession that part your cheeks twice.

These baked beans made me double part fart.

by Spartacus Sparkles July 13, 2021

Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards

Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod

by MoistMustard November 24, 2024

Vagina Blood Farts

Loose Menstrual Cycle.

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!

by Arturo Bhutan November 01, 2018

Vagina Blood Farts

A loose menstrual cycle.

Her Vagina Blood Farts showed, due to her bloody high mid waist panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which she loved to sob!

by Arturo Bhutan November 01, 2018