Big Baby Bitch

It's Tony. Tony is a big baby bitch. Not only is he petty, but he's a fucking retard as well. Fuck Tony.

Tony is a big baby bitch

by bruhsters May 23, 2020

Airstrike to the baby hangar

When someone stomps on a girls vagina and wrecks it.

Doctor: Excuse me ma'm, did you receive an airstrike to the baby hangar when you were younger?
Female: What?!
Doctor: That baby isn't comin' out down there...

by wispir13 March 1, 2010

Instant Potatoes Baby

A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.

Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.

by bschwarz May 24, 2011

baby seal clubber

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

come baby come

Good old school song expressing the good old way of getting some. mmmm mmmm bitch!!!!!

Come baby come is da shit!

by fuckitall June 11, 2006

big fucking baby

Usually a cute girl whose cuteness is overlooked due to her tendency to be extremely whiny and/or needy. When she isn't acting like her usual big fucking baby self, she comes across as very sophisticated - because she is. She is also of abnormally high intelligence...

she just tends to be so damn annoying sometimes!

Sometimes shortened to BFB

Big Fucking Baby: I don't know if I want to go to this party tonight because Im so tired and I just dont feel good... it's cold outside anyways and I think it's going to storm later and so I think I should just stay in tonight. I'm really hungry... Feed me!

Friend of the BFB: Oh my god, shut up, you're such a big fucking baby

by Plant Eater November 7, 2010

baby maker game

The act of sexual intercourse; having sex

"We were playing the baby maker game last night in the snow."

by bagelmoo February 13, 2005