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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!
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winter tornado

what happens in oklahoma, texas, louisiana, arkansas, mississippi, alabama and florida.

tornadoes are more rare in winter, but they still happen, especially in the states listed above!
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Tim: He said he was getting a Tennessee Tornado Foot Twister
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Medieval Torture

If I DO have a brain worm then this is some kind of...
Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."
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German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.
Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.
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