so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by bm652 November 20, 2023

Squeaky Bum Time

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead

I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time

by Tetra01 December 21, 2023

Recyclable on its last time around

An item that is coarsely cobbled together and rough around the edges

A person who's tried reinventing themselves so many times they don't know who they are anymore.

Busted

The LAST time humpty dumpty made it up the wall.

A mockery

A shadow of

Damn that bitch looks like a recyclable on the last time around! Throw her away!

Damn that toilet paper was such a recyclable on its last time around I could use it as sandpaper!

by RyDawg2000 December 23, 2023

The gmagmajer time

The gmagmajer time is just when u gmagmajer

Some random dude:"oh damn this shit good!"
Some random dude after gmagmajer time: The gmagmajer time was great 🗿🍷

by Your Casual Dumbass December 25, 2023

Chocolate Time

It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).

"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the gals in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023

Mandatory Sog Time

Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".

Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?

Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.

1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?

2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight

by Isaac the FTM December 28, 2023

Time Rape

When someone or something takes up much more time than you had allocated or expected against your will.

I wanted to leave so bad, but Mike kept striking up conversations about random bullshit - I was time raped, now my entire day is gone!

Time Rapist: someone who is prone to Time Raping.

Example: Watch out for Chris, he's a Time Rapist - you'll never be able to make that appointment on time if he gets a hold of you.

by Allweneedistime December 28, 2023