ur mom

when somebody wants to fuck your mom they say this

teacher - "omg hi!!! I missed you how were you?"
her friend - "ur mom"

by Scarlet][Queen September 2, 2022

your mom

Something people say they have done.

1: (point)
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017

Kaylees mom

The name of a milf

“Did you hear about Kaylees mom”
“ Yeah she’s a total mild”

by IJHerkDudes March 17, 2024

your mom

YOUR MOM 🤭🇳🇪🧚 ♀️🧘😡🧘🎶🍎🥺🍒🧚 ♀️🤭🇺🇲🍎😡🧘👁️🍒

YOUR MOM HDHSHSYEJDJD ♌💀🇫🇷🇳🇪🏃🥱✨🥱♌🥑🇳🇪🌞🥱🌞🥱

by Yasbean December 8, 2021

your mom

your mom that always goes to your neighbour's house and not coming back at night.

YOUR MOM

by DOMATATI November 8, 2023

your mom

Old 21st century joke commonly used when you run out of comebacks in an argument.

"your mom"
"your mom jokes are so old, almost as old as your mom"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022

Mom

The most important, beautiful, amazing woman that popped you out, a true angel.

Unless your mom's a bitch, then fuck her and I hope you don't end up like her, go drink water I love you <3

by NovaIsNobody February 19, 2024