Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

SNAPPA SLAPPA

A RAPPER AND/OR term used to insult a friend ir relative when they are starting smoke gay crack.

Did you hear that rapper SNAPPA SLAPPA? He cusses a lot.

Pardon my buddy. "HEY STOP SNAPPA SLAPPING YOU HOMO!"

by doomshit December 11, 2025

the awesome slapstick

The most awesome man in the world.. And has been a main staple of the universe !

The Awesome Slapstick... Man I wish I was him

Man The Awesome Slapstick sure is Awesome

by DANEBOOTYCLAP December 23, 2013

south side slappin

A gorgeous women that is willing to give you a blowjob but you take control busting on her face slowly but surely as she chews her problems away on your nuts

I told the slut to give me some sloppy toppy but instead she finished of with nut all over her face and my balls in her mouth. She's good at south side slappin

by Young_Savage___ Insta April 25, 2016

i got the slaps

It means songs that hit hard bass wise and with the fire beat and lyrics

I got the slaps that will fuck up your subs

by The Calculator April 20, 2018

Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”

Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.

by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017

ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.

Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*

by alien_god May 11, 2018