watermelon nuts

A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.

Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.
Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."
by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016
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P-Nut Meat-Up

Where the underside of the penis rests on the ball sack.
It's so hot out you couldn't separate my P-Nut Meat-Up with a crow bar!
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Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.
After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.
by princelothric March 11, 2024
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Tucky Nut

The best hair product in the universe.
Ya aunty loves it 😏
Buy now at Tucky.com/shop 👌
by _chupamipolla September 24, 2017
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Drop the Nuts

1.) To do something particularly ballsy in order to achieve a goal.

2.) An impressive act. This can be a physical, financial, or psychological move.
"We've been waiting to turn out of this parking lot for 5 minutes. This is taking forever.."
"You're right, I'm over it. Hold on, I'm about to drop the nuts!"

"Dang bro, did you have to buy the biggest house on the lake?"
"Yeah, man. I'm new in town. I had to show up and drop the nuts!"
by Steve Blends August 22, 2023
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nugan nuts

fake testicles. May be used for those who are not fully endowed, or for sex changes.
Brian got his nugan nuts today.
by Sue Billy Bob May 14, 2003
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Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.
by Jean2 August 17, 2024
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