Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

White bread mom

White bread mom

went over to Chris's families house for Thankgiving and the dinner was great, typical, fairly predictable straight forward perfect white bread mom style turky day dinner

by Mead's Mead November 27, 2023

Ur mom

to defy someone in style

person 1:it is cool !
person2:like Ur mom oooooooooo!

by kam d man February 2, 2022

ur mom

When you have nothing else to say in an argument

bro you’re so fat

YOUR MOM IS TOO

by Sub to FangPlaysGames May 15, 2023

Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

by crazycottonball October 9, 2009

Ur mom

Ur mom is a famous joke said across the world

person 1: What did you do today?

person 2: Ur mom

person a:Bro yesterdays workout left me sore

person B: yesterday Ur mom left me sore

Thats it. It's something you can answer with when you dont know what to say

by c0smo. June 3, 2022

Your mom

I like your mom :)

Wow I really like your mom!!!

by Idoweed January 12, 2022