the fuckener

A person (preferably a foreignER) who causes the fuckening to happen.

The fuckener accidentally bumped me into a manhole which became my fuckening which was the end of my perfect day.

by xXxMAGZILLAxXx August 15, 2019

The Fuckening

When everything is going well, almost too well and just when it’s at its best... the shit hits the fan... thus.. the fuckening.

My day was going so well until the fuckening happened, then it all went to shit.

by Madeye Moody February 1, 2020

ba facking

when someone’s doing sommat that pisses you off or is a bit sus

nah cant lie yh azo sala ba facking

by mochabx December 5, 2020

ya facking twat

When miss Brown gets pissed

Rory ya facking twat

by mnbjkl March 22, 2021

Mega-Fuckies

A occurrence where a mistake would otherwise cause you to mutter the word fuck over one million times.

I just cost the company a loss of one million dollars. Mega-fuckies.

by captain McDoucher June 30, 2021

The Fuckening

The event of which sexual intercourse takes place, also known as The Fuckening. However if that act of sexual intercourse is done more than once with a singular person, then it shall be marked as The Fuckening 2 and so on.

Me and that chick totally did The Fuckening 2 last night!

by Dismal556 November 23, 2021

The Fuckening

The fuckening is the split second you realise you’re fucked. That slight moment of realisation you realise you’re fucked

Johnny got fucked in the ass, bum bum bummmmm…… he’d just experienced the fuckening

by Johnny sins 12 incher April 5, 2022