Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

frothy cum

cum that has been kneaded almost like slime, appears to be foamy, bubbly.

Boy #1; Oh my god! my cum is so frothy.
Boy #2; Woah dude! it is, its so foggy! its frothy cum!

by PO3 March 26, 2024

E-Cum

A tall mysterious man who believes that having a small dick is a red flag. He wouldn’t know because h is hanging dong

Bryan: Man that guy is fine he’s so tall and sexy
Anthony: Yea but he isn’t an E-Cum so it doesn’t matter.

by Ahwknrgbbx nsfkry December 2, 2024

Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.

I was watching Jesus Cumming

by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023

Columbian cum rocket

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.

Last night this skank let me do the columbian cum rocket

by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025

Cum

You know what it is www.xhamster.com to learn!

Person 1: Im gonna cum!
person 2: No the fuck you arent!

by comrade of knowledge December 28, 2021

shittington cumming

During intercourse, someone takes a shit on your face as you finish cumming over sweating naked bodies

Dude 1: I just started shittington cumming all over your face
Dude 2: What the actual fuck

by dummy thicc mop May 17, 2022