A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.
Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
by Serluke April 25, 2019

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

When your stuck playing online with a team of noobs who are clearly all playing at the office checking out the game for the first time.
by FilfyRoo October 6, 2022

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

An orgy of mixed race people or
A congregation of creative assholes with no mental capacity for coming up with urban dictionary definitions
A congregation of creative assholes with no mental capacity for coming up with urban dictionary definitions
by agoosamabobo November 2, 2017

A bronzing party is when a Younique presenter invites her very pale friends to try out the new bronzers and tanning line of products.
She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.
She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.
Will you be my lab rat and try the new Younique bronzers? After all, there products aren't tested on animals.
Let's have a bronzing party!
Let's have a bronzing party!
by TheBeautyDen August 11, 2016
