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woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken
Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding

woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken
Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding

Reheated chicken sandwich 

A reheated chicken sandwich is the ultimate act of delinquency, in which someone has to break and enter into room they do not have access to normally with a chicken sandwich(origin does not effect the outcome). Once you are in the position and comfortable you use the chicken sandwich as a masturbation utensil until finishing inside of the chicken sandwich. Then, for extra pizzazz, you can leave a note for the next person to wonder across this monstrosity of free will.
:Yo John

:yeah
:You know Ms jones, I left a reheated chicken sandwich on her desk because she failed me
: hell yeah!

Omega chicken nugget 

The nugget that side the cotton eyed joe but it got the wenimrtchainthesuma treatment
Gedagdegadagado ibu merr alongtiemago bucklededdoe is what the omega chicken nugget says

The chicken and the apples