The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.
Also see "pink texting"
Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 15, 2014
A group chat establishment by one of the Paul twins , a group full of humour and tradegy, and lastly a group that can stay longer than ur hairline, This is brown nipple supermacy
by Iamjeff57gh March 02, 2023
Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.
You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial
by Spirit-Chickadee December 05, 2010
rewinding an on-demand or DVR-r'd program, to watch it again, because you weren't paying attention the first time.
I'm watching Entourage, and Brad was smoking pot and laughing about something stupid when Turtle told Tom Brady to suck balls. Brad decided to 'brown the runway' and re-winded Entourage and I had to watch it again because he's an idiot.
by scotthew1 August 20, 2009
When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shitting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.
by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 12, 2024
When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his hands for $20.
by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 05, 2024
When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.
by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 05, 2024