jesus vs a black hole

What will decide the end of the universe? The jesus vs a black hole battle.
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Black Kid Day Jobs

Black Kid Day Jobs, are jobs that only inner city youth do for a day. The kids are usually transported in vans to a neighborhood near you for their daily assingment.
Black Kid Day Jobs include all of the following:

1. Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities.

2. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage.

3. Standing on busy intersections
with signs that point traffic to a "Going Out of Business" or "50% of All Jewelery" sale.
by drivingsnowstorms September 27, 2009
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Some Black Guy at the Mall

Standard response given when one is asked where he/she obtained illegal mind-altering substances.
Officer: Where did you get the joint?

Hippie: "Well sir, I got it from Some Black guy at the mall!"
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Black Mountain Middle School

A school located in Rancho Penasquitos in San Diego that is upper middle to upper class Asians, whites, and a mix of many races, but mostly asians and whites. They go to the school with the a vice principle that i believe broke the record for having the fattest ass ever (Mr. Currigan). Newly Remodeled and more gay than ever. Took away the little field, became more strict and have fucking ugly teachers. But most of the kids who go there are gonna grow up to be successful because all the awards theyve won, unless you are one of the many who do drugs, then you will just grow up to be fuckin awesome, Especially the pot-smokers.
Ex. 1:
Black mountain kid 1: ching chong ching bing ding long
Black mountain kid 2: oh ping ching wing ling bong
Over-Hearing B.M. kid: I heard bong lets get high

Ex. 2:
Kid 1: do you go to Black Mountain Middle School?
Kid 2: im a rich asian genius what do you think dumbass.
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Guy: y’all really cute

Girl: Thank you 🖤 (Black Heart Emoji)
Guy: ....
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