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monkey liar

To lie in order to cause a distraction.
Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".
by leckyburnet July 13, 2013
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Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!
by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024
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dub monkey

that one kid that is too much of a dumbass to read the subtitles
Friend : Why do you watch anime dubbed its so bad.
Other friend : Because!!I 1don't wanna read subtitles that stupiddddddd!!!!!! Im trying to enjoy the showawwdwas1ww!!12112!!1w not go to school!!!!!!1
Friend : you're such a dub monkey
by kavvou September 28, 2019
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Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
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Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).
And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas
MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!
by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020
mugGet the Monkey assmug.

is that a monkey?

Bob: hey Chris, is that a monkey?
Chris: idk
by risrassser12 August 22, 2022
mugGet the is that a monkey?mug.

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