A type of muffler that is used for shitty cars (mostly rice burners such as toyota and nissan) that makes a very low-pitched hum. Shit whisltes are used to make the cars seem to have a sizable amount of power and/or speed. When rubber meets the road however, the car proves to be a heap of shit.
Dumbass: Dude, that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will actually run about a 15 second quarter mile.
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will actually run about a 15 second quarter mile.
by The REAL Moonshine December 28, 2005
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Chad : (Splat)
Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!
Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
Chad : (Splat)
by SlopNChop March 4, 2019
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by picklefairy November 26, 2011
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Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?
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by Trying_to_avoid_bird_shit June 21, 2009
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by sphinky123 July 10, 2009
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Guy 2: i was in the bathroom and somebody got me with a shit pull
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by SkytopAllDay April 25, 2010
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