dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023

cheese

cheese something that is made by milk from a cow.

at 3am "man i really want some cheese"

by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

cheese marn

used in a state of shock, happiness, sadness and anger

Person A: Yo, i bought a Tesla!
Person B: Cheese marn!!!! Bring me for a ride

Person A: My Parents divorced
Person B: Cheese marn!!!! I hope you are doing ok.

by Brompton April 18, 2022

Blue Cheese Rim

When cum sits so long on someone's asshole that it starts to mold.

I was going to give him a rimjob. But, he doesn't shower. So, I was afraid of a Blue Cheese Rim.

by TheTrollerDash September 30, 2023

Chinese cheese

Tofu

Let's get the stir fried chinese cheese

by Jagdtiger October 3, 2019

Dick cheese

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.

My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.

by Simpson sLover69 March 7, 2022

Butt Cheese

When you have shit stains in your underwear and they smell like cheese

My boyfriend needs to learn how to wipe his fucking ass! Everytime I go to do the laundry his Underwear always smells like Butt Cheese

by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020