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"Somebody's Baby" Rule

The requirement that a couple make love any time they hear Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. This rule has been around since approximately Christmas of 1982.
A wife is in the kitchen making crispy onion chicken with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner when "Somebody's Baby" comes on the radio. She should immediately look at her husband and say, "By virtue of the "Somebody's Baby" Rule, we shall make love tonight." And the lovemaking shall commence that night after the kids go to bed.
by SBR Inventor September 19, 2013
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puppy monkey baby

A super bowl 50 Mountain Dew commercial that is fun to say but hell to hear.
by That random dude September 22, 2016
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slumbertard dumpster baby

A legal retard with one tooth and loves lil wayne. Very loud and angry when drunk. Totally belongs on youtube.
that guy is a total slumbertard dumpster baby let's put him on youtube
by karmamacabre September 8, 2010
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roll back baby

Where a mans cum drips from her ass after having anal and proceeds to impregnate said woman
Damm I didn’t want kid but I got a roll back baby
by Knolage May 6, 2018
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Shoot Baby Hitler

an English idiom; the act of rectifying or getting rid of a potential problem that you know will become a problem, before it becomes a problem.
Guy: "I think I left the napkins of the stove.."
Jim: "Dude, you better shoot baby Hitler."
by greenteaism3 December 14, 2010
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baby-bugga-boo

An nick name you give to your Love to let her know you have her back no matter what and will not allow anyone harm her in any shape form or fashon
I love my baby-bugga-boo Tara she is my world
by DonDeno September 24, 2016
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Incest Blumpkin baby

The most disgusting, low life, waist of a person and the worst abomination in the entire world.

A baby who was conceived while a women sucked off her brother whilst he took a poop then proceeded to let him finish inside her.
Go away you nasty incest blumpkin baby!
by Imadeupfoompa April 30, 2019
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