Skip to main content

cock and balls

A term you shout when old women drive through the Walmart isle on their mobility scooters, and you as a YouTube prankster jump out of a rubbermaid trash can, which you put in the middle of the isle, to scare their ass
Old woman: “who the hell put this fucker in the middle of the isle”
Zach the prankster: “COCK AND BALLS”
Old woman: “Damn you sonny, if I still used tampons, I’d need a new one about now”
by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024
mugGet the cock and balls mug.

squeezing a man balls

So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.
squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
by jink234 September 7, 2023
mugGet the squeezing a man balls mug.

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.
*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!
by Messy Garden November 4, 2023
mugGet the Eye Fucking Balls mug.

Breaking my balls

A literal translation of the Italian phrase : "Rompermi le palle".

Palle can be replaced with coglioni thus becoming "Rompermi I coglioni".
It's used when someone is annoying.
Infinitive : Rompere I coglioni
Italian 1: Hei, lo sapevi che nel contesto di accoppiamento tra umani e Po-
Italian 2: OH MIO DIO. Mi stai rompendo I coglioni.
English :
Italian 1: Hey, did you know that in terms of human and Pokemon bree-
Italian 2: OH MY GOD. You are breaking my balls.
by Chidubemm0 November 7, 2023
mugGet the Breaking my balls mug.

blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.
1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!
by anonymous person… November 7, 2023
mugGet the blade my balls mug.

harry dipped his balls in vinegar

harry dipped his balls in vinegar means that when you see something good you say harry dipped his balls in vinegar
yo harry dipped his balls in vinegar

nice man
by beamycarrot December 14, 2023
mugGet the harry dipped his balls in vinegar mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email