Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

Pandora's Balls

(Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.

Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!

by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025

Biting my balls

Something said when someone is pressuring you into doing something you don’t want to do.

Can you stop biting my balls please

by Millycarn May 26, 2025

biting my balls

used as an synonym for getting peer pressured or convinced into something, explaining how you were persuaded into something.

“mate when did you get a dog”
“bro i didn’t want it but my missus was biting my balls about it”

by penguinqueen48 May 26, 2025

Waxed his balls

A term used to describe a woman consenually having sex with a man. When a woman is having sex with a man and her vaginal fluid or orgasm gets on his testicles and the motion of the sex act acts as a polisher or buffer to his balls.

She waxed his balls!
She has been waxing his balls.
He's getting his balls waxed by her.
He has been getting his balls waxed by her.

by FionaAnn5 August 2, 2025

Suck my balls

What you tell the family dog to do

You: just suck my balls! U put peanut butter on them this time!

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025