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nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.
markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half
by ultratism May 6, 2022
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Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild
“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”
by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025
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No Nut November

A yearly challenge where a man must not ejaculate A.K.A bust a nut or have a sexual intercourse with another partner for the whole month of November.
Guy 1: Yo dude, did you survive No Nut November
Guy 2: Yeah, actually, I had superpowers, I can elevate and although November started only 2 weeks ago.
by GoGamerlol November 2, 2019
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deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.
tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...
person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...
by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024
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Nut Shell-shock

The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.
by TheGamingPop July 19, 2023
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Nut Tuck

When you get a medical procedure to lift your drooping nut sack otherwise know as a scrotal tuck/lift
Damn man, my balls are hanging so low I’m gonna have to get a Nut Tuck
by Toilet Nuts June 7, 2018
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