Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.

Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!

by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2023

Friend Shoring

N. The act of moving a factory or business from one country in the global supply chain to another country in the global supply chain that you are more friendly with.

An alternative to straight globalization.

By Friend Shoring that company, we no longer have to conduct business with that country which is committing human rights violations.

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 10, 2023

Best Friend

Someone that’s supposed to help you cvm.

“Heyyy liam, you’re my best friend right?”
“Yeah”
“And you’re a guy”
“Yep.”
“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”

by 98282873proooo August 14, 2023

Imaginary Friend Clubs

The correct and contemporary term for all religions\cults.

"Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"

by SmarterSean August 19, 2023

Imaginary Friend Effect

When a person seems invisible or unheard in group functions and only seems to be interacted with in one on one conversations.

In groups they are often ignored and their opinion is disregarded. Like a child's imaginary friend, they only seem to exist when no one else is around.

I feel like I only exist with one person. I must have the Imaginary Friend Effect.

by 420BIIIIIGBEEERTHAAAAA69 April 10, 2023

Friend

a word that conjures up images of warm, fuzzy feelings and happy memories. But why limit ourselves to such a narrow definition? Let's redefine "friend" as a more romantic word, one that connotes passion and desire. A "friend" is now someone who not only shares your interests and experiences but also stirs your soul and quickens your pulse. They are a person with whom you have an unbreakable bond of love and devotion, a partner in every sense of the word. In short, a "friend" is someone who makes your heart race and your knees weak, someone with whom you want to spend the rest of your life, sharing all of life's joys and sorrows. So forget about platonic relationships and embrace the true meaning of "friend" - as a word that speaks to the depths of your heart and the fire of your soul.

Being with you feels like coming home, my dearest friend.

by jb8292L April 12, 2023

free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok

Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜

by Dieg-J April 14, 2023