Monkey

A hairy midget on steroids

You monkey

by Hanz_has_the_flammenwerfer June 27, 2022

okaloka monkey

What a person who is very uncool and probably likes his best friends sister is referred to as.

My friend Taylor is very okaloka monkey guys.

by Bob whiteman the 3rd December 20, 2023

Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

Chunky monkey

A sexual act involving dropping a lumpy turd into a sexual partners mouth and making them swallow it whole. The next day, you give them multiple laxatives and making them shit it back out onto a random animal of your choosing (such as a monkey)

“Me and Sarah did the chunky monkey last night, it got all over the dog”

by 2001legohagrid January 11, 2022

The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.

Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII

by Pweaw February 12, 2024

A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.

A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts

by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019

monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023