ur mom

ur mom is a fat being /j

ur mom

by jeldens July 4, 2022

your mom

Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.

Friend: What time is it?
Me: Your mom

by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

ur mom

its a bitch ass mom

ur mom! SHE IS A MF!

by ur mf mom ppl April 14, 2022

Your mom

Rephrase to when you're eating a hamburger from either Burger King or wherever you would eat a burger at lunch whenever then say:

Example:
Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good
Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good
Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..

by Urbanuser101 June 21, 2022

Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.

Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"

by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022

Ur Mom

She's your Mom, and her name is Ur Mom. She is definitely, probably, totally Ur Mom.

Billy:Hey how are you man
Johnny boi: Ur mom
Billy: I am internally dying

by WhoWhatAmWeHuh May 23, 2023