me: hey jack
jack: hey? why are you texting me
me: bc we are friends and i remembered u existed
jack: check mark emoji
jack: hey? why are you texting me
me: bc we are friends and i remembered u existed
jack: check mark emoji
by ur mom gay 23947293423 November 23, 2021
Get the Jackmug. Jack n Coke is a highball cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's brand Tennessee whiskey with Coca-Cola. It's quite popular in the southern regions of the USA and the illegitimated state of Taiwan. The drink is somber in nature and is usually consumed by a man who is down on his luck and at his wits end. Study's have shown that 56% of avid Jack n Coke consumers will commit suicide at least once in there life. Study's have also shown that 3 in 5 members of AA had an addiction to Jack and Coke. The drink is commonly referred to in songs of the rock and hard rock genre as well as many country music songs. Its a Great drink for a night out on the town or some drinks with the boys! The first recorded consumer of Jack n Coke was John Lennon in 1976, just 4 years before he had killed himself.
Friend: Hey man how was that exam? do you think you passed?
Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke
Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?
Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke
Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?
by penisadult November 24, 2021
Get the Jack n Cokemug. by Mr Frogman November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Mckeemug. mostly every boy with the name jack will either mess you about, cheat on you, or just fake feelings. Jack thinks he’s hard. He’s not. Some jacks can active very pleasant but the only jack I know which is pleasant, is my dog.
friend: so what about that lad jack? What’s going on with you two?
Me: well you know he never really acts like he cares, he’s always on his phones texting someone and he just always thinks he’s big man.
Friend: oh so nout happened between you two then?
Me: nah nah imma see about tyler now ey...
Me: well you know he never really acts like he cares, he’s always on his phones texting someone and he just always thinks he’s big man.
Friend: oh so nout happened between you two then?
Me: nah nah imma see about tyler now ey...
by no one knows me ey May 17, 2020
Get the Jackmug. Jack Clift is a bronsexual often times found in the “BBW” section of pornhub. He has a nice, velumptious ass, and wears the same god damn outfit every fucking day. It’s honestly kinda disgusting. He can also be found sitting in the corner of his room with his pants off watching the recent Lakers highlights staring at Lebron James. (hence bronsexual) He watches anime and listens to lil uzi verts “20min” while beating his dick to “Lebron James fucks the shit out of Jayson taytum. (Hentai HD)” honestly tho I’d still fuck tho, and I spend most of my time reminiscing about him. Once you catch a glimpse, you will not be able to get him out of your head. You begin to want him, no. Crave him. Jack is wonderful. Royal knight of heaven, prince of hell. The benevolent. The worthy. Jack is good. Jack is god. Jack is life.
by Bigdickdaddy101 June 4, 2021
Get the Jack Cliftmug.