cat

A small carnivorous mammal made of 30% fur and 70% cat liquids.
Well known for being very squishy and liquid, the cat is the perfect companion for you, except if you are not up to fighting their sharp demon-like claws.

friend: I hate cats
you: shut the fuck up

by cat_human March 26, 2022

cat

a cute furry little animal that can be in all different shapes or sizes.

hey, do you have a cat?

yeah!

can i stroke it?

sure
!!!!!!!

by beaniebooandcatsarelife March 27, 2022

Cat

Satan on earth. (most of the time) however can sometimes be cute cuddly fur blobs

"That cat wants to end mankind, and that one is a little itty bitty cuty booty."

by CheesyChuPapi March 29, 2022

Cats

Born to kill and fuck up your day.

A Dumbass: I like Cats.
You A Normal person: Cats are demons.

by something 1192386713 March 29, 2022

Cat

Pussy

Hey bro your mom's cat is so wet

by Imsogayforurmom March 29, 2022

Cats

Cutest thing in the world

Cats are the best ☺️

by Rara 21 March 30, 2022

Cat

An animal I love

give me some of that freshly made Cat

by fxtdftsfdsfghzdfhgxfhzgsdfghzs January 23, 2022