farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

Fart

Smelly gas coming from your butthole

Anna accidentaly farted in the classroom and it was so smelly

by your local freak May 1, 2022

BBW farts

Ok, so you have a sleepover with a BBW whom just ate 7burritos and 8 hamburgers. She cannot stop farting and then fart particles are creeping into your nose.it smells like a barn with cow manuer. And you cannot stand the smell. That sleepover was a fail. You can blame the BBW farts.

I could not stand his BBW farts

by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023

French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.

Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?

by Nin2 October 5, 2023

Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards

Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod

by MoistMustard November 23, 2024

Noodle fart

a popular phrase spoken by people called samuel

Person 1: Hello
Samuel: NOODLE FART WITH THE PENIS AND THE FART AND THE SHID

by kaerukani March 14, 2021

bologna fart

when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.

She looked at me and out came a bologna fart

by itzReadyy August 12, 2024