fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics

We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away

by Sporty75 March 07, 2022

Ego Fart

When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.

President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.

by Arizona Mildman December 01, 2018

Fart gamble

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.

I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.

by jefeslifelesson August 06, 2017

bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022

Fart and Furious

the aftermath of an unsuccessful fart

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 30, 2020

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 03, 2023

Will toot fart

A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being

- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern

-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud

- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.

- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late

Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"

by Funky smells June 14, 2022