Headlight chicken

When two grown ass adults refuse to dim their brights as they approach each other.

Karen wrecked her car because she refuses to lose at headlight chicken.

by Beerme78 January 31, 2022

mullet chicken

When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.

We played mullet chicken until only Jerry was left. He won 50 bucks but was it worth it?

by duudebra August 9, 2015

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025

chicken nugget gf

A very picky eater. Sticks to “safe food” but occasionally tries to branch out, only to instantly regret it and beg to swap with your plate or beverage.

just try it, stop being a chicken nugget gf

by wwrdl May 2, 2025

Noot Noot Chickens

An Australian slang term for Penguins. Named after the sound made by the kid's show character Pingu.

Let's go to the zoo and see some noot noot chickens!

by KaisertheChad March 9, 2022

Milked the Chickens

(V) To totally screw up. Have good intentions, but fail miserably.

Tyson got up early, shaved and had a cup of coffee. But the second he spoke to the client, he really "milked the chickens."

by MTProfessor May 14, 2013

goat chicken

A man who claims to be a woman but still has a beard

Hey look at that chick, I think it's a dude, check out the beard. Definite goat chicken

by Milkchicken October 9, 2013