digging for my keys

To digitally penetrate. Used to describe foreplay in a joking manner or to describe a clinical visit to a doctor.

“He’s been selfish in bed lately. I’m not going down on him until he spends a few minutes digging for my keys.”

“Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”

by Lauralai22 May 31, 2018

Spud my knuck

Spudding (fist bumping) someone knuckles.

Great shot!! Spud my knuck!!

by shagyournan123 June 7, 2018

diego my eggo

diego my eggo is a mix between diego and an eggo. you cand put syrup on it but it wont tast good.

diego my eggo can you pass the syrup please

by diggerfilms June 9, 2018

throwing my pancake

When you’re fucking real hard and then you cum inside her ass and continue to fuck with your floppy, sticky pancake dick.

Dude last night I was throwing my pancake in your bitch
i was just throwing my pancake in Devin’s mom

by Wielder of chromosomes January 7, 2018

smash my grapes

A word used to mean to have sex. Referring to balls.

" Come to my house and smash my grapes."

by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018

cis my ass

A famous retort by Immanuel Kant after being heckled during the biannual White Guy Standup Comedy Tour by a group of gender fluidians.

Privileged am I? Well then, cis my ass.

by Devbrook January 26, 2020

Peas in my booty

A pirate with peas an his/her/they treasure and there saying is "Peas in my booty" aka booty being treasure

Ey ay I got peas in my booty

by Nameschad February 7, 2020