Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.

Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.

by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024

Blue Paint

Your moms Asshole

I stuck my hand in the Blue Paint yesterday night

by DaveedDiggsIsMyDADDY May 21, 2018

Blue bars

When Blizzard teases servers being up to the point of no return then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

Pebbledash Blues

The Pebbledash Blues are a particular brand of isolation and apathy symptomatic of any condition which prevents you from moving more than 10m from a toilet (due to chronic diarrhoea, hence the use of pebbledash. The origins of a case of Pebbledash Blues can be wide ranging, from participation at a craft ale festival to Norovirus. Sufferers of the 'Blues are generally identified by their sick demeanor, unwillingness to leave the house, an awkward gait caused by an overworked ringpiece and the rank odour emitted from their bathroom.

Is Richard coming out tonight?

Nah, he's sulking at home with a case of the Pebbledash Blues.

by McBuffet October 7, 2017

Blue lie

When you lie just to get to have sex, as to avoid blue balls.

He told me a blue lie so we did the squelchy, but then he never gave me that modelling job after all.

by ticklah July 23, 2020

NUWRLD Blues

NUWRLD Blues is a pun based on the “NUWRLD blue” color associated with death’s dynamic shroud, a trio of electronic musicians. The phrase is primarily used in the same way as the words, “post-concert depression”, referring to the sadness one feels after a concert ends. However, this variation specifically refers to any concert in which death’s dynamic shroud is performing.

“I wish Electronicon 3 never ended! I’m certainly feeling NUWRLD Blues now that it’s over.”

by HikariLavender November 12, 2022

blue flag

Someone/something that is so extremely sketch that it is beyond the classification of a red flag.

Originates from the railroad practice of using blue flags on trains to signify to people that a locomotive and anything connected to it should not and cannot be touched by anyone other than it's crew.

Guy 1: "Bro, I just started reading Burrows and Mark is so fucking hot."
Guy 2: "Don't bother, he's a blue flag."

by country_cooker March 18, 2024