Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018

Cat

Beautiful creatures that god created..... but then humans ( which are also evil) turned them into evil little pieces of
CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cat is a little crap.

by Lovely_Lucky >:3 April 9, 2018

wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.

"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."

by wet cat April 26, 2025

cat

something you play with when your bored.To stop you from playing with yourself

Ya, My cat came.Better than playing with myself.

by jilfjkjdskfjoidsjgoisajsoifjsa April 20, 2018

Cat

A large, weird creature. Fat and eats a lot. Likes knocking things down and ruining things.

The cat knocked the cup off the table.

by MyFatcat February 21, 2020

tapioca the cat

Stupid rodent runs away a lot extremely food oriented

That girl is like Tapioca the Cat

by Archives June 9, 2024

Cat

A beautiful, amazing, wonderful, incredible absolutely awesome person who is the best friend ever and is 100% NOT A FLOP

Cat is so awesome, I wish she would date me :)

by notafloppppp November 9, 2022