Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking references the physical motion of one's hand, while the hog refers to the penis.

Keep in mind, anyone can yoink the hog. Even if they do not possess the hog.

You: "I fucking love yoinking the hog!!!"

by Idon'tknowanymore March 15, 2026

Yoing

Yoing means "I love you so much" it is a simple word to show affection or appreciation toward a partner or spouse.

it's silly but in a cute way

setting 1 - casual
person 1: thanks for bringing home dinner, yoing dear.
person 2: aw yoing more <3, also potatoes in the fridge.

setting 2 - cute
person 1: yoing!
person 2: no, yoing more!
person 1: yoing infinity!
person 2: naaah yoing infinity plus quadrillion times a hundred!
person 1: well Yoing most, I win <3

by Mad Imp August 8, 2025

Yoinking It

The act of an AFAB (assigned female at birth) person gently tugging on the hood of the clitoris, but not the head, for sexual gratification.

"He yoinked it with his toes after a lot of practice."

"I started yoinking it and won't go back."

by bellestelles September 1, 2025

Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025

Yoink

Grabbing something gently but quickly.

When grabbing something gently but quickly like Fishing Garett catching invasive animals and saying "yoink".

by Lori@theLibrary June 1, 2025

Yoinoura

a name made up, supposedly signifying “hope” or something

Oh what a beautiful baby! What are you gonna name her?

I was thinking maybe Yoinoura?

by Liv!Hakana October 27, 2025

Yoinky Sploinky

Noun meaning any sort of silly, wacky or stupid looking dance move.

''why he hitting that yoinky sploinky''

by kikikiki2145 January 4, 2026