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Hockey Stick Treatment

Getting beat up by a hockey stick.

This is the cold weather version of the Baseball Bat Treatment.
Noah: Can you believe this?! Someone tried to break into my house in the middle of the night!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023
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Russian Ice Hockey

When two or more people stick their dicks into water/sleet during the winter. Loser's dick freezes first.
Some dumb fuck drunk was tricked into playing Russian Ice Hockey with two of his friends...he lost.
by TehWorldEnds December 4, 2010
mugGet the Russian Ice Hockeymug.

One man couch hockey

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark
by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018
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ice it like a hockey puck

Originally it was stated it the Travis Scott song “Butterfly Effect”; but through numerous people quoting it out of context because no one understood it, it has come to be a verb. Meaning to excel in anything of interest to a person, or to go to great lengths in an area
Example 1: “I’ve been iceing it like a hockey puck trying to get an A on that paper we have to write.”
Example 2: “I ice it like a hockey puck when I dress up to go out side in the winter because it is so cold”
by Anonymous 124 November 7, 2018
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clark the canadian hockey goalie

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.
clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"
by boots13 March 22, 2009
mugGet the clark the canadian hockey goaliemug.

Reno Hockey Mask Crew

Tatted up thugs who mosh hard and handle business the way it’s supposed to be with a good ol’ fashioned beat down. Also nice guys if you’re friendly. But if you fuck with them they’ll take your teeth
RHMC or RENO HOCKEY MASK CREW, RAPE HATE MURDER CREW, RENO HATE MOSH CREW, REAL HOT MAN CLUB
by xbloodhoundx May 11, 2021
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