Urine that is purchased from another
Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.
It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.
Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.
It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.
Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble
Offender Jerry Ware: Why?
Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked
Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
Offender Jerry Ware: Why?
Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked
Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
Get the Parole Goldmug. by senpaijohnmich November 23, 2019
Get the Gold Attackmug. by Thejoesenone February 3, 2017
Get the gold turdmug. by Pika69pika June 26, 2022
Get the Gold Paneermug. The color of the piss that the Russian Hookers (Not Melania, silly!) Sprayed allover the hotel bed in Moscow, also splashing on Donald Trump.
by TwittahBanned4Life January 15, 2021
Get the Trumpismo Goldmug. An ideology centered around the bribery of the masses with easily acquired but pleasurable items in mass numbers.
Person 1:"Did you hear the Gold Coinunists are running Daniel as a candidate?"
Person 2:"Isn't he insanely corrupt though?"
Person 1:"Dude the entirety of Gold Coinunism is based on corruption anyways. He'll fit in fine."
Person 2:"Isn't he insanely corrupt though?"
Person 1:"Dude the entirety of Gold Coinunism is based on corruption anyways. He'll fit in fine."
by FireWolf926 October 5, 2020
Get the Gold Coinunismmug. by Haaihai March 4, 2021
Get the Gold slackermug.