chowder web

When a guy is taking you from behind and he pulls out and comes on his hand. Then flings it on your back like Spiderman.

I flung my chowder web and it went all over her back and she liked it.

by Rdldance April 14, 2016

Web

White + Seb = Web

Do you know if Seb is coming?

Which Seb?

Web!

by Banana phoneeee November 22, 2021

Web whale

A mobility scooter-obese woman who tries to find some sex by using Tinder as a means of hiding her bariatric condition.

"You remember I told you bout Debbie from Tinder? Turned out she was a damn web whale! "
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."

by thisability November 2, 2018

Shadow Web

Rumored version of the dark web, filled with illegal content. It's existence is a myth, so don't go looking for it.

Also the name of a bitcoin scam, don't fall for the red rooms.

Person 1: I went to the Shadow web yesterday.
Person 2: Isn't that a bitcoin scam?
Person 1: That's the dark web site, this is the real deal.

by Jasksual April 25, 2021

world wide web pollution

when people create emailing list trying to sell stuff no one wants, wasting time and space on the world wide web.

I am sick of getting emails from people I don't know trying to sell me stuff i don't want. All these people are doing is contributing to world wide web pollution.

by Hplar Renraw April 16, 2018

web site

a collection of web pages and files.
see:apple.com/eff.org

no need

by 0157 August 1, 2003

Magic Web

This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.

Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"

by Xitri the Guru June 6, 2021