Smart Watch Buddies

Friends who own smart watches and constantly hold it above everyone else that is not a smart watch buddy.

Arron and Casey recently got smart watches and are now calling themselves smart watch buddies.

by Fuck niggers June 18, 2016

Watching water boil

A punishment given to a person for saying something very stupid.

I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

Watch your peanuts!

A phrase that is said when one has purchased a bag of peanuts before going down a ski lift, and is waiting for the safety bar to lower, that warns them to protect their bag of peanuts.

When John was lowering the ski lift safety bar, he jokingly nudged Peter and said, "Watch your peanuts!"

by B. Ricky November 27, 2020

The barbarian night watch

The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.

Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.

by Norplu February 28, 2021

I'm watching you

don't check your door tonight and i'd keep your curtains closed tonight.

you are a bum you stinky boy i'm watching you

by Bathmooom748 May 5, 2022

Serbian Cock Watch

When you're drunk with the homies and proceed to whip your own cock out and wrap it around your own wrist. Usually occurs after many shots of rakija.

Brandon: Hey Ian, what did you guys do at Milans last night?
Ian: Oh he gave us the old Serbian Cock Watch to try and tell us the time.

by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021

slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble

“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”

by ohnomycarrots February 9, 2019