virus

A sickness that people get when, say, they let their dog lick their face, or they drink really old milk. Also, a way to tell if you're a nerd is if when you hear the word "virus" you automatically think computer virus instead of a biological virus.

When I ate the three-month old hamburger, I got a virus called E. coli.

by SPORK August 24, 2003

Vouschafe

It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean. It also means to finger Carol Rose.

"Go voushcafe yourself you vouschafing vouschafe. NIGGA JEFF"

by Anfrony May 14, 2006

fortnite virus

Finns base planet in no mans sky

Alistair - ‘Where are we going pupu finn?’
Finn - ‘Fortnite virus my baby boy Alistair’

by Danny dictionary October 23, 2020

Vidushi

A cheapskate who breeds multiple moronic side dudes to feed the insatiable inner personal diva complex while putting on a fraud innocent front. A Vidushi will go to despicable lengths to make a spectacle of extreme popularity on the internet whereas in reality no one cares.

"Hey, did you text that girl back?"

"No, I aired her. Turns out, she's a Vidushi."

by pizzaslutelyssa May 4, 2020

Turtle Virus

When you turn green and gets REALLY big green pimples, and grows a shell.

Look in the nature mag.

by FuzzyºMonkey March 16, 2004

jyrus virus

Like the “Bieber Fever” but mixed with Miley Cyrus. First heard after they performed with eachother on stage. Who knows whats next.

I'm a horny bisexual 14 yr. old so I have Jyrus Virus.. Shirtless Justin from that magazie photoshoot.. ooh.. yea.. -jacks-

by yourmummywasgoodinbed August 23, 2011

en·vi·ous

wishing you had what another person has:

He was so en·vi·ous he broke her stuff

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 24, 2020