verticality

Pronouced (vur te kal it e)

Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.

The opposite of horizontality.

Lewstar is a spun3 who fell over. His verticality is z3ro.

by MkY January 9, 2006

verticrump

to give anal and urinate up someones ass(rectum), then it drips out like a tap.

"oh bro, i gave this chick verticrump and it felt so good"

by Yanaru May 28, 2008

Verti-park

An apartment building for those who aren't quite ready to graduate to a trailer.

The verti-park doesn't allow dogs or BBQ's so we're moving into a trailer as soon as Bob's worker's compensation comes in.

by Chris J Mitchell August 25, 2008

Vertiblo

The sensation of vertigo (dizziness, balance disorders, nausea, and vomiting), brought on after doing too many drugs, mainly cocaine, for the body to handle.

I was at the golf course yesterday, but had such a bad case of vertiblo I had to leave after two holes.

I have completely lost the ability to drive a car thanks to this wicked case of vertiblo.

by Mr. BBN July 17, 2009

Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

Vertango

Hes this awesome boy who can be found on Gaia and hangs out in the CB(Chatterbox obviously). Hes epic and whatever else you can think of. -Vertango is written. Let it be written, let it be done.-Guess who the prommie king is?
Its Vertango, dumbass~ One big pile of gay=Vertango.
Now here is a lovely rap
i made a sex position, i call it vertango
ya d**k so sneaky she don't know where tha stain go
ya d**k so wide she like where did tha rain go?
it also get you high, so watch out for planes yo

Vertango is also the name of a shitty band.

Cb Prommie King is Vertango.

by Vertango December 15, 2010

Vertimaid

(VER ta MAYD) N; A fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.

Friend: Did you see those scary ass vertimaids in Pirates of the Caribbean?

You: No i didn't

by Phill Dinter October 28, 2011