theo van

A absolute road man who got pulled out of his school and taken to greece

Oi! Shut up or i'll get theo van on you!

by finnbobnien September 15, 2017

Van Oliver

Pedophile

Man, Van Oliver is such a pedophile!

by Tj Flowers December 26, 2011

Van-Derveld

Clan/house/family Van-Derveld, a cadre of evil-doing werewolves. Use the darkside of the Force. Rumoured (I stress the rumour part of this) to be inbred.

You're almost as bad as those diabolical Van-Dervelds!

by tehwofl October 3, 2003

Van dusen

A basement boy afraid to leave the house.

Mistakes opinions for facts commonly

I’m a van dusen, Google me rn. The jab saved my family. That’s a fact.

by Van Dusen February 17, 2022

Van Noy

Blustery, talkative blowhard with a yodel, chocolate and hot dog obsession. Can only be felled by blow gun darts, and can never be silenced.

Chief Wiggums, but more talkative

by Dennis Miller February 15, 2005

van bramer

an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.

Toss me the hedge trimmers Jose' I've gotta take down that van bramer.

by St. Joe November 11, 2003

japan van

Making out in your moms Odyssey with a chick who says she's down but is not actually so you try and get denied.

During that quince that slut japan vanned me. WHAT A BITCH HUH.

by Sergizzle Koala Ryan Explains Containment Gina June 11, 2006