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Valentine

A Valentine is a wonderful woman with dazzling eyes, a mesmerizing smile and heavenly boobs. She will be your favorite work of art. Have a Valentine in your life.
When I met Valentine she was so beautiful that I fell in love right away!
by therealfranksinatra November 22, 2021
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valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.
That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.
by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022
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Valentine's day

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
by PowerRager February 15, 2019
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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
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tammy barbara valentine

guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?
by silly rabbit July 7, 2021
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Valentine

Valentine,a sweet loving girl but does not like interact with bullshit among with anyone,can ba a joker of all,in saddess she wants you but you she won't call you out
Valentine_14 February _girlbeauty
by Mainly unkind1000 July 17, 2023
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