vaginal tetanus

noun: A really tight pussy.

MAN THAT GIRL HAD SOME VAGINAL TETANUS!

by pseudonymfail March 15, 2011

vaginal steaming

When a woman gets so mad that her vagina starts to steam.

"Man, did you see how Margaret was vaginal steaming when the boss told her she had to work overtime?"
"Yea man, she was smokin hot!"

by An Fírinne Hurts January 1, 2019

vaginal jesus

wp band; penis

I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus

by christ99 September 8, 2015

vaginal melancholy

Vaginal Melancholy: When a woman's vagina is at peace.

Woman1: When is you time of month?
Woman2: In a few days, but right now I'm experiencing vaginal melancholy.

by JJmCwizzy July 27, 2008

Vaginal apartheid

When half of your vajay goes numb from sitting in a weird position.

Damn, I've got some vaginal apartheid goin on.

by Puppynj0284 April 7, 2019

Vaginal boner

when a girls clitoris gets so hard it's almost like a boner.

This girl sat down with her legs spread open, we could totally see her vaginal boner

by Dicksupmyass6969 October 12, 2015

vaginal dystrophy

A weak or susceptible vagina / female genitals that cannot withstand prolonged periods of abuse or have unusually low pain tolerance during intercourse.

Briana: When I have sex with my boyfriend, it becomes unbearable after even a minute
Doctor: It sounds like you might have vaginal dystrophy

by Secondhand Woman 6969 November 17, 2014