Tortilla ears

When your ears are not stiff and not as floppy as an elephants ears.

Brad: Yo cuh your ears are flopping like a dam bird with this crazy wind.

Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.

Brad: how so??

Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .

Brad: that's wild.

Cuh: word.

by Old man mechanic ass December 4, 2025

Torta Nacho

A partner lays on their stomach with their anus in the air, while a torta (Chunky Mexican Woman) uses a spatula to spread nacho cheese over the anus. Then, nacho chips are sprinkled in the cheese, and then both are eaten off of the anus.

Bill Clinton: “oh boy, I got the best Torta Nacho last night!”
Gorlock the Destroyer: “I think I can still see some cheese!”

by potassiumchloridethedestroyer December 22, 2025

Thorta

a combination of "thot" + "torta" (used to describe overweight Hispanic women)

“Certified thorta spotted: flirts with everyone, eats like it’s going out of style.”

by clownie from around townie December 24, 2025

tortipouss

the Spanish word for turtwig, the Pokemon

I have a tortipouss

by goyimcrusader January 6, 2026

Mexican Tortilla Sandwich

A collection of toppings, including meat, vegetables, cheese and sour cream compiled into a tortilla. Sometimes adorned with hot sauce or salsa.

Hey, wanna go get some tacos?
Naw, but I'd be down for some mexican tortilla sandwiches!

by alabasterjeff December 9, 2011

Whiskey Tortoise

Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).

"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."

by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013

Naval Tortoise

A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!

Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.

by DJ Craze October 23, 2013