Turned off the Dark

Any show with high production values that is completely terrible and incoherent. A reference to the Broadway musical, Spiderman, Turn off the Dark. Similar to "Jumping the Shark"

Dude, did you see that new play about the nuns?

Yeah, they really turned off the dark for that one.

by The Green Fire April 19, 2011

turned on

When you are on a first person shooting game e.g. Call of Duty, when an enemy is shooting you from behind, and you turn around and kill him.

iReasonZ x got turned on..

by RzX CruciaL and RzX WertherZ September 10, 2010

jive turkery

can be used in describing something wack, bizzare, stupid, annoying, etc.

what you say a jive turkey is doing

*playing ESPN football with alway fumble cheat on* pick up the ball shithead! what is this jive turkery!

by synergy12468 January 19, 2004

turder

when someone is really druged up.

when im high i like to say turder

by Really Stoned Guy December 7, 2006

turker

a drunk ass version of "turkey"

yes, i would like a half pound of turker

by yoey baur July 16, 2003

Turned

If you're turned then you're super pissed off or tilted.

A: Man dude, that fucking game got me turned
B: I feel you, man. I started to turn a little too.

by GodlyMilk October 24, 2019

turnerous leech infestant

Tommo is the host of the rare species of turnerous leech. The Turner clings on to Tom and follows him everywhere he goes in a 'sheep' or 'leech' like manner. In a way The Turner is Tommo's 'Bitch'

"Oh Dear God no! The turnerous leech infestant has set upon me... Argh Christ on a bike !!!"

by Old Boy George May 9, 2003