Turkish Mustache

Sexual slang for eating ass.

Petey gave her the old Turkish Mustache. Bro didn't realize he looked like a chocolate milk fiend.

by KavanaughtAChance May 10, 2025

turkish facial

The old fashioned Turkish Facial. When you just blow your load all over your partners face!!!!

Man “Get ready baby, I’m about to finish”
Female: “Oh yes baby give me a Turkish Facial!!!”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ February 9, 2024

Turkish Derangement Syndrome

Or simply, TDS.

A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.

Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-

Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.

Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class

Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG

by Black Boy From The Jungle October 7, 2018

Turkish Rape Skills

The ability and method, derived from Turkey, to rape someone or something.

“Hey man, have you been practicing your Turkish Rape Skills?”

by CheeksLegion December 21, 2024

Turkish Fountain

A method of urination wherein the penis is angled upwards and the stream of urine arcs in the air, curving back down into the mouth. If the pressure is not great enough and the urine simply goes everywhere, it is known as a Turkish Sprinkler

'I have to piss so bad, but there's nowhere to go!'
'Just do the Turkish Fountain.'

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! September 23, 2025

Turkish Tussle

Five guys locked in a room, they all start having a fight, every man for themselves. First one to get knocked out, gets raped by the other 4 guys. The process repeats itself until one man walks out, asshole untouched. This man is referred to as the Turkish Tussler.

Me and my work colleagues participated in a “Turkish Tussle” and I walked out alive, crowned as “The Turkish Tussler”. Balls de-spunked ready to go again.

by The fiddler May 19, 2025

turkish camelback ride

The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.

Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.

by PParker July 7, 2017