turkish

the worst of the worst, the most annoying human being, if it can even be called a human being. the most fucking ANNOYING THING THAT WILL NOT LET YOU LIVE A NORMAL LIFE AND FORCE YOU TO RAGEQUIT WHATEVER YOU MET IT IN, ONLINE. truly the worst fucking nigger imaginable, ruining everything it can find. WORSE THAN HITLER

person 1: "omg these turkish niggers are so fucking annoying what the fuck"
turk 1: "turk?"
turk 2: "TURKiSH"
turk 3: "TRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRT"
turk 4: "TR?"
turk 5: "YES TR"
turk 6: "TR TURK"
turk 7: "YES ME iS TURK"
turk 8: "TURKiYE???"
person 1: *quietly leaves the chat*

by Random autist November 20, 2018

turkish soft serve

when one is taking a shit and it coils around itself perfectly as if it were on a sugar cone

dude 1: i made a turkish soft serve last night
dude 2: yum

by boondogle September 24, 2009

Turkish Turban

when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizzed put it back on her head

damn! i should have ran out and got condoms, instead i had to turkish turban that bitch

by DBEEEBSS April 16, 2008

Turkish snowcone

While being fully covered with suds/bubbles and your partner urnates to rinse all the suds/bubbles from there body on thanksgiving day

This thanksgiving I will give u a Turkish snowcone

by Mr.patot February 12, 2018

Turkish Delight

An act that involves ejaculating in a falafel or shwarma in place of white sauce, typically given to someone being rude at a resturant.

That asshole over there is wearing one of those "fuck islam" Shirts like there's nothing wrong with it, I hope he likes Turkish delight

by Stevemadden January 15, 2018

Turkish Cowboy

they usually choose the galleria area as their habitat and have the ability to sense a cowgirl from 3 miles- if the wind blows from the right direction. They are crnibals and vegeterians. they are protected species, since they have been hunted very often for their furrs

They may or may not have a large mustache.

A man from Turkey who enjoys the rodeo. You might say... I was at the Houston Rodeo and saw a Turkish Cowboy.

by Turkish Cowboy March 11, 2008

Turkish Delight

Sugary, smelly and it is homemade, straight from the bowels. Where taste is concerned, knock yourself out!

Oops, I ate too many sweets, I feel terrible, well I'm looking foward to a turkish delight tonight!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009