Tug uh war

When you grab someone's penis and they grab yours. Take turns backing away one step at a time. First one to orgasm loses.

"Hey Caleb, wanna tug uh war?"

"Yea, I bet you'll lose"

by Kaleb & Jayden December 13, 2023

Tug Slug

A man that takes to long masturbating in the shower.

Im going to shower first, cause that Tug Slug takes forever.

by Dr. DS Dong February 22, 2024

plug tug

(verb) - A plug tug is when a customer gives a hand job to they/their heroin dealer for dope when they are out of money.

Me: C'mon Jaquan! I'm sick, my stimulus check is held up, and I need a bag of dope! C'mon man!

Jaquan: We can work out a plug tug if you like....

by $lapaho March 4, 2021

Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020

Yankee Rug-Tug

When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.

Person one: "oh man, you worked so hard this week, you're gonna make so much money"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"

by Thetug January 6, 2022

backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom

bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself

by windowgoblin May 21, 2018