Sympathy Trumpet

The colours people see when playing instruments such as trumpets.

"I see red lines and blue dots when playing my sympathy trumpet"

by Not Timothy May 9, 2013

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Trumpet Cake

That part of your stomach people blow on to make fart noises; front-butt; gunt

Dude's trumpet cake was totally shredded with cum-gutters.

by Whoden November 23, 2022

Rubber Trumpet

When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.

Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?

by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023

Trumpet

Verb. Pronounced: "Trump It"
When you emotional tweet about something as if a twelve year-old would.

You're drunk Jimmy, don't go trumpeting about cultural appropriation. Just pass me the goon sack you gronk.

by nou June 6, 2018

Trumpet

Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.

1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.

2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.

by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017

Trumpet

A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments

I hate the trumpet

by jobug0228 June 7, 2022