Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.
by Slade666 September 29, 2011
Get the Hammering the Trollmug. IRL troll: You know, I really think Hitler had it right.
Person: ....
IRL troll: No, really. I mean, those Jews had it coming. Stickin' their abnormally large noses into things they shouldn't have.
Person: ...
(Removed due to obscenities.)
Person: ....
IRL troll: No, really. I mean, those Jews had it coming. Stickin' their abnormally large noses into things they shouldn't have.
Person: ...
(Removed due to obscenities.)
by bree-marie September 22, 2010
Get the IRL trollmug. A type of troll who spoilers works of fiction for others for the lulz.
A particularly infamous example is the drive-by spoiling of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" at a midnight release party.
A particularly infamous example is the drive-by spoiling of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" at a midnight release party.
So I told my friend that I've been playing Persona 4 lately, and he keeps mouthing off about the identity of the guy behind the TV murders. Stupid spoiler troll.
by Raymoo June 17, 2010
Get the spoiler trollmug. One who updates their Facebook status to gain attention by posting useless information to annoy alleged victim(s).
Status Troll thrives on status replies from target victim (usually premeditated), so please be advised DFTT.
Status Troll thrives on status replies from target victim (usually premeditated), so please be advised DFTT.
Scenario:
Status Troll knows of a victim that's been wanting a DSLR, Status troll knows victim will reply...
Status Troll: "Picked up a 5Dmkii..." Updated: 10 secs ago.
Victim: "Man, WTF! If I didn't tell you about it, you wouldn't get it... Lucky..." Updated 2 secs. ago.
Victim fed the Status Troll and was hungry for more...
Status Troll: "Yea, I just got it for the hell of it..."
Victim: "You Status Troll..."
Status Troll knows of a victim that's been wanting a DSLR, Status troll knows victim will reply...
Status Troll: "Picked up a 5Dmkii..." Updated: 10 secs ago.
Victim: "Man, WTF! If I didn't tell you about it, you wouldn't get it... Lucky..." Updated 2 secs. ago.
Victim fed the Status Troll and was hungry for more...
Status Troll: "Yea, I just got it for the hell of it..."
Victim: "You Status Troll..."
by WhiteSeaBass April 14, 2011
Get the Status Trollmug. The soft troll is the counter part to the more provocative, traditional trolling used to incite anger and hostility. The goal of the soft troll is to inflate the ego of the reader and to gain readership. Commenters cannot resist displaying their superiority and even go so far as to display their comments on social networking sites. What results is a mass intellectual "circle jerk" of people who, while smart enough to correct the mistakes of the poster or point out the obvious joke the poster was illiciting, are not self aware enough to realize that it was all set up. There is no damage done to the posters themselves, they will go on thinking they are quite clever. The true spoils of such a troll go to those who ascertain the true goal of the poster. A symbiotic relationship emerges where all parties walk away feeling superior over the other.
by puadxe November 24, 2011
Get the soft trollmug. The below average beer pong player on the losing team who fails to make one cup during a game of beer pong has to then sit under the table during the next game and drink the winning teams cups until that game is over.
julio: " damn jose u better make a shot! "
rico: " ya man or ur gonna end up being the table troll "
jose: " fuck my life "
rico: " ya man or ur gonna end up being the table troll "
jose: " fuck my life "
by rich$dp June 11, 2008
Get the Table Trollmug. A Definition via Clerks II: A troll placed inside the pussy of a young girl by her parents to stop premarital sex. A joke played on Elias by his girlfriend.
by Brian Cocke July 25, 2006
Get the pussy trollmug.